February 2012
170 posts
My mom isn't awake so I can't ask her about my...
THE MATERNAL SIDE OF THIS ELVEN FAMILY TREE IS INCOMPLETE MY LIFE IS IN SHAMBLES
Hey there tumblos, want to learn to write your... →
Just, seriously, are we still having this... →
blainesnuderection:
chonklatime:
ayries:
Shit that is not sexist re: Irene’s portrayal in Sherlock:
She is a sexual person
She is a sex worker
She is gay/a lesbian
She is not 100% perfect 100% of the time
She does not do literally every single thing on her own
Shit that is just generally not automatically sexist:
A woman losing
A woman needing to be helped/saved
A woman being...
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From now on I'm referring to circumcised penises...
(this came up when I was writing a cover letter. I’m totally getting this job.)
“A: Put “sex” here.
B: What is “sex?”
– My Chinese Textbook
“No.”
– Actress Julianne Moore, when asked if she gained a newfound respect for Sarah Palin after delving deeper into Palin’s life to portray her in the upcoming film “Game Change.” (via mamaatheist
)
“Come swish around, my pretty punk,
And keep me dancing still
That I may stay a...”
– William Butler Yeats, A Drunken Man’s Praise of Sobriety
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“The ideal performance for a bouffon would be one where the audience is wildly...”
– From a wikipedia article on Molly Hooper’s clown guru
Today I got the same fortune cookie I've gotten...
VISITOR, PLEASE DELIGHT ME SOON LIKE YOU KEEP SAYING YOU WILL
“James (from Team Rocket fame) has put his dick in a lot of things, and none of...”
– My friend on whether or not Victreebel looks like a condom
